he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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