I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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