I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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