I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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