Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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