5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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