no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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