Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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