My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
do herpes really smell.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Mom said you looked used
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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