trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I need water and some morals
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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