the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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