I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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