i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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