I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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