I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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