There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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