Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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