She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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