Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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