Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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