any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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