So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so let's talk penis.
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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