party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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