You work out of a Hotel?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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