everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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