whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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