Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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