sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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