Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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