Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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