He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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