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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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