Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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