just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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