Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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