Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
