Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
40s are totally the cure
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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