Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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