what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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