she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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