No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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