just tell him i said nine months
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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