i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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