Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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