Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time

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(818): View more from California

Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm

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(705): View more from Ontario

The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"

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(503): View more from Oregon

Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.

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(714): View more from California

So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.

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