I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy