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(732): View more from New Jersey

Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask

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(937): View more from Ohio

This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.

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(541): View more from Oregon

just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..

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(904): View more from Florida

Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.

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(240): View more from Maryland

I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods

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