just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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