it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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