If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Buhtt sex?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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