I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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