No subtext here. People are naked.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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