You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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