so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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