Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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